Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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czalc 0

Hmm....my guess is the sandwich wasn't that good. Jkjk no really that's completely ******.

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ms_fancypants 15

Yes, that's the answer. "Gee, the father of this baby is a(n) ass/dipshit, better abort it." Really? Unless you were kidding, in which case, that's a sick joke.

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ViolettaB 5

Men are idiots. Women can't get you prego ;)

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briannajm 9

Yeah men are pigs ... This is nothing new . :/

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takpaan 6

Lol u should know men don't think straight on an empty stomach

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tessaangela 11

four words. he owes child support. make him pay for not owning up to his responsibilities.

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writerchic85 25

Nail him for child support. What a dick.

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