Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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underpaid011 0

what an ass! but he can't just walk away. legally.

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friday170 0

he planed it out so u can make him one last sandwich!!! u must make good sandwiches

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sxldv8 0

what a dead beat loser at least dob him in and make him pay child support or wealthfare he's good enough to have sex with u but not good enough to committee to the coniceices what a loser

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TrevNaaasty 0

Dang you just got dropped like santa clause in july that sucks but pretty funny YDI your fault for pickin that guy in the first place

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Because such a fairy tale as this can only end with 'happily ever after', right? She doesn't have to wait for him. I'm hoping that OP has learned the hard way that this is her life, not theirs. She has to make the decisions that are best for her and not sit around hoping the idiot who forgot he knocked a girl up decides he will give her another chance.

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lisaaaar 0

well hopefully your child doesn't have daddy's memory! it'll be be sad everytime you feed it that you'll have to remind him/her that daddy doesn't love them :<

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20waffleater10 0

typical human male. back on my home planet when the male gets his bluecarg pregnant he has to stay or else the bluecarg will eat him!

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jaybird09 0

get a lawyer, go to court, have them get proof he is the father, get him to pay for child support

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