Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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EffinAhole 0

Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!

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aback 4

Momma didn't warn you, but most guys didn't grow up playing with baby dolls, so they're not all "SQUEEE" when girlfriend tells them about the impending kid. What they see is some dumb chick they may have been banging for the past couple months who's auditioning for an 18-yr meal ticket. Use contraception. Don't bring lives into the world just because you *can*. The prisons are full of them. And spay and neuter your pets. This has been a public service announcement.

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RedPillSucks 31

So the woman has to do all the planning because the guy doesn't have enough brains to think with anything other than his dick? It's not just up to her to use contraception. It's both peoples responsibility.

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aback 4

It's up to her to look out for herself. She's the one who will risk her health and life to bear that child, plus she's the one who'll traditionally get stuck with it once it's born. If she's not totally ready, she needs to look out for herself.

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bbyiitsCANDY 0

ydi for not using protection and look what you have now, a baby

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20waffleater10 0

you should eat the baby

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aardvarkish 16

baby sammich. (I can't believe I just said that.)

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FFML_314 11

I CAN! You wicked, wicked man!

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20waffleater10 0

ruby...i can see where you are comin from and how you say most guys(she doesn't mean it so literally ppl) yea the stereotype that most guys are pigs and asses is sorta true, but there are just as many guys that are good! I have been dating my girlfriend for three years and she will be moving in shortly, so im proof that they are out there. and a little tip for you ladys a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good find! :)

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its_tuesday 6

wow reading comments on here sometimes makes me want to vomit. i hate people. anyway op fyl. just try and be the best mother you can be and love that baby with everything you have.

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RedPillSucks 31

soylent green is good though. amiright?

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Shaggy_92 5

i know some of these people are ******* retarded

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da_monkey_on_ur_ 0

man that must of been one hell of a sandwich

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imcutefml 0

he is like my dad -.-

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PirateGirl12 11

sounds like someone is afraid of commitment. maybe you shouldn't have reminded him so soon. but FYL for him being a douche bag

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