you're a strong person. child support. or just cut his dick off. simple solutions to a big problem. or a coat hanger and flight of stairs. whichevers easiest.

FYL but you should know, that's coming

the sandwich must have sucked

lol I guess you're another england statistic now. learn how to use some sort of protection, dumbass.

it's amazing how ppl r still making fun of this... u may laugh only if this shit is just a jk.. if not i feel bad abt op.. what should she do now? ... it's not funny. hope u r lying..

now that I think about it, you should have made him a club sandwich with bacon if you would have done that you'd still have a man and that kids would have a dad! ps:tell him you'll give him a blumpkin he might cum back

Maybe you should keep more fresh fruit around the house, and chocolate chips in pancakes.

whatta dick

that wasnt mayo... oops:(

fake