Love: Misconstrued

Misconstrued

By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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Never crush on company time

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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By Flavorite - 10/02/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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Boring people

By Anonymous - 25/05/2016 07:53 - Australia - West Hoxton

Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML

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Hopeless

By Dumbdumb - 15/02/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

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pexy_fml 16

Friday 3 August 2012 12:02

Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness

jwbfml 11

Friday 3 August 2012 12:06

Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

Comments

TheJester12 15

Friday 3 August 2012 15:35

..I though you'd never ask BECAUSE I WANT TO **** YOUR BRAINS OUT! Did I say that out loud? Oh well what I meant was I need some extra cash this month. Uh... Well see ya around I guess.

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 3 August 2012 15:54

As misleading as he might have put that question Op, it does sound like you jumped straight to the answer you wanted to hear first. I'm thinking you missed some vital phrasing or body language in the asking. ;)

megzzze 10

Friday 3 August 2012 16:52

Oh. That stinks. Maybe you should ask him?!

cantWin19 8

Friday 3 August 2012 17:23

Oh man that's awkward

SimplyEerb 3

Friday 3 August 2012 17:35

Be more open and ask HIM out. The worst that could happen is that he says no, right?

Maggums18 0

Friday 3 August 2012 19:30

Aww im sorry. Thats so awkward tho

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 3 August 2012 19:40

That's what you get for waiting for him to ask you. You have the crush so you need to ask him. YDI

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 3 August 2012 23:21

Yup, women can be difficult to read.

revieced 13

Friday 3 August 2012 22:24

sorry OP, but......thats just too funny :D hahahaha

hateevryone 14

Friday 3 August 2012 23:57

That's why you should let people finish their sentences first.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:59

I think he now knows that you like him...if a date happens hope he doesn't stand you up and that extra cash made from his shift would cover if needed...