Kids: Mob rule

Mob rule

By --- - 06/07/2015 20:52 - Canada - Toronto

Today, during family therapy, the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes, my two sons, my daughter, and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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MrConcise 34

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:08

Hey, that's why you're there. Just remember that.

ryannmichael 17

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:09

I guess now you know you have some things to work on... that's not a bad thing. It's all about communication at this point. I wish you the best though OP.

Comments

MJS103 15

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:29

You're an ass

Miss_Mandi 29

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:31

It's good that you guys are in family therapy, that's exactly what that sort of thing is for. That means you're already a small step closer to solving your problems and communicating together as a family. Now that you know what you have to do, keep at it OP.

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:34

Then maybe you have a few things you need to work towards if there's that kind of blatant miscommunication. At least they were honest.

MilitaryPegasus 18

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:36

I don't see how your views could be so much different from one another..

RayneSmytson 24

Tuesday 7 July 2015 5:07

Some parents might think that being a workaholic to bring in the money makes them a good parent when in actual fact the kids would rather have less 'stuff' and spend more time with said parent.

wondercat40 28

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:37

Well, that's alright. You're already a good step for improving just for being there! Good luck!

warped_executive 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:40

It's okay, remember you guys are in therapy for a reason. Stay strong

Octane_89 7

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:43

Leave them and start over my friend!

wondercat40 28

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:58

I really hope you're being sarcastic!!

FusionPlacebo 26

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:44

I'm the same way: my father doesn't give a shit about his family and thinks he's the best parent in the world.

zeffra13 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:55

Either they're very selfish or you're pretty darn oblivious. There's not really any middle ground for such disparity. The therapist will be able to help with that though