Mom won this one
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Lol you just got served by your mom. Also... how do so many people not know what a douche is?
30 and 83.... nice job on the Shakespeare, way to class up the topic. op's mum, birth is gross and douche is gross. the only difference is birth is natural. dont douche. the ****** is a self cleaning oven.
I WANT YOUR MOM! SHE SOUNDS SO COOL!
It seems kind of immature of you to send her a text telling her how gross her feminine products are. You should grow up and get over it. And yes, you came out of a ******, as has everyone. It's just not that big of a deal.
Well it's funny and not gross to everyone else because it happened to you. They probably aren't imagining finding THEIR mother's douche in the shower. I picked up a peppermint chocolate. I read your FML. I put my peppermint down.
that is vile. Your mother needs to learn to clean up after herself too and not be snide about it when someone points it out. #100, stop being a bitch. If you would shower with a sack of vaginal fluid with you, go ahead, but don't judge other people for saying its nasty, because it definitely is disgusting.
#81 - A lot of people would love to be a douchebag.
LMFAO I love your mom. (: ... hey - ******! Ohmigod who said that. >.> People need to grow up. :P It's life.
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#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.
Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."