Mom won this one

By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 994
You deserved it 23 325

Same thing different taste

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Eresbel 0

#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a ******. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too. "Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your ******, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

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xoZer0 0

we SO did not need to know. ew. but yeah, that does suck.

Lol you just got served by your mom. Also... how do so many people not know what a douche is?

30 and 83.... nice job on the Shakespeare, way to class up the topic. op's mum, birth is gross and douche is gross. the only difference is birth is natural. dont douche. the ****** is a self cleaning oven.

It seems kind of immature of you to send her a text telling her how gross her feminine products are. You should grow up and get over it. And yes, you came out of a ******, as has everyone. It's just not that big of a deal.

Well it's funny and not gross to everyone else because it happened to you. They probably aren't imagining finding THEIR mother's douche in the shower. I picked up a peppermint chocolate. I read your FML. I put my peppermint down.

that is vile. Your mother needs to learn to clean up after herself too and not be snide about it when someone points it out. #100, stop being a bitch. If you would shower with a sack of vaginal fluid with you, go ahead, but don't judge other people for saying its nasty, because it definitely is disgusting.

smbxsway 0

Sounds like a good sense of humor to me, and also a case of tmi.

#81 - A lot of people would love to be a douchebag.

LMFAO I love your mom. (: ... hey - ******! Ohmigod who said that. >.> People need to grow up. :P It's life.