Money and Work: Money! Get away

Money! Get away

By Disgruntled - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Jamestown

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise, and the amount I'd got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 107

You deserved it 2 560

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xlord 27

Wednesday 18 April 2012 15:52

If you don't want the bar.....I'll have it.

sillycart 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 15:54

Your not yourself when you're hungry. So I guess you're never yourself.

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cnorris31 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 18:22

I feel your pain

Cubination 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 21:06

But you can afford the device you are posting this on.... Seems legit

zfchatroulette 24

Monday 28 January 2013 18:38

You know what's really "legit?" Public libraries have free internet. Suck it.

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You deserved it 1 480

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