Mood ruiner

By RuinedTheMood - 21/09/2014 05:11 - United States - Tomball

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said, "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded, "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fearlesscooldude 12

That is actually pretty hilarious, sorry that you lost your morning pleasures though :)

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christina3466 17

At least he thought it was funny.

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sydneysays 15

That's funny! Sad you lost your sexy times though

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

with the right shirt it comes back lol

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annie917 15

Sounds like you were somewhat really screwed.

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wvcheesehead 13

That will be something to remember and laugh about in your rocking chairs someday, I call it a win.

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SMHsohard 22

And the grandkids will have something to tell their shrink when they hear the story. Everybody wins lol.

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ahippienamedrae 10

This is my favorite post today

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thedeej 10

Made me laugh! Good sense of humour though. Although you lost your morning pleasure there are always plenty of mornings! :)

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cdalton 12

Keep the laughter going through the marriage. You'll need it.

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sweetbliss3 37

I laughed so hard at this. I'm glad you have an awesome sense of humor, and he does, too. :-)

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