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By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
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Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.

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HahaYDI 0

You can mail the parrot to me. I live in Florida so I'll just release it by an orange field.

I read "parents" instead of "parrot" o.o

poor you, birds can be infuriating, I have two of them, sorry OP might want to get your feathered friend some citrus soon.

itsallgoodintheh 0

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hey, guess what? this was irrelevant and dumb, please don't waste my time! oh and you are gonna have dome serious stalker problems now.......

Omg I know the earsplitting screams of a parrot when they don't get what they want...

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot ?.............Carrot !