Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 762
You deserved it 7 063

Same thing different taste

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caitoLo 0
knd_34 0

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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Oh my god that's hilarious hahahaa FYL though

They couldn't go in the bathroom or anything? Maybe you should have left her outside...

knd_34 0

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

That's possibly one of the weirdest replies i have ever read.

Well maybe your wife knew they already smelled like shit, and this just makes it visual.

LovingCFK 8

ydi for being so whipped. seriously? you were in a hotel... did you even get to see her naked?

tangerine_12 0

yur wifes stupid. why would she make you leave yur sneakers outside the room? what did she want someone to shit in them?

why would anyone leave the shoes outside the hotel room.

curryndricegirll 0

i would say they were doing a prayer inside (you know if they were hindu and all), but it's a hotel room...there's not reason

Cupcake10 0

YDI for not having any balls.