Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
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caitoLo 0

someBODY or someTHING?

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knd_34 0

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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Tokie_fml 0

you should shit in your wides favorite pair of heels just so you can get even with her for making you leave yours out there.... but other than that grow some balls

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uberkrissy 0

Past tense of verbal shit FTW

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Maggiepie34 0

That sucks.... People are sick! >.

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fmh123 0

LOL hey look a show ill just drop a deuce in one real quick, and I say shat too

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aliabbiss 0

hey dumbaSS. shat isn't a word. it's shitted

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MarkO_fml 0

Now who's the dumbass? Let me enlighten you that shat is, indeed, a real word (slang or not) and it was used properly in the OP's sentence.

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Adelexo 0

Shitted? Really? You think 'shitted' is a word? You are in no position to call anyone a dumbass.

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dumshitz 0

or he couldve said somebody had taken a shit in one of my shoes

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RatIsKing 0

#48 probably not a good idea to have women buy shoes for you, if my mom is any kind of barometer

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Mozart24 0

Shat IS a word - example: "The cat shat on the mat!" shat (sht) v. Vulgar Slang A past tense and a past participle of shit Now that English 101 is over, more than anything, although I feel sorry for the O.P. - This was so damn funny, hahahahaha! What a visual! Thanks for the entertainment!

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JustStayHome 0

#58: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in the history of my life! XDXDXD Holy crap, that's a good one...

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bob1233 0

''the cat shat on the mat'' LMFAO!

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