Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Morning surprise - FML

Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Downinthedumps - 14/08/2016 22:44 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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White Lotus vibes

By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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caitoLo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

someBODY or someTHING?

knd_34 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:48

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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rawrsaur19 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:54

I never knew that Nate Myles was in NY =P haha FYL

dreamchaser 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:45

The OP must have stepped on dog poo or something on his way to the hotel.. can't see no other reason why one wud leave the shoes outside a hotel room. To imagine that the odour must've drawn in other members of the animal kingdom in the vicinity to take a dump in one of 'em. Picture this.. the animals standing in a line outside the OP's hotel room waiting their turn. FYL.

geetface 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:01

Grow a sack and tell your wife that you're leaving them inside the door next time. Whose wife "makes" them do something? Man up, jeez.

boomlol 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:27

Seriously? people getting confused over the word shat? morons @op sucks m8 ^^

hai_im_bruno 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:12

where else would he shit huh? in a toilet?!... wtf

magichateball 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:24

today i took a huge, steaming shit in some guys shoes left out in the hall at the hotel i was at! MLIA!

epanssereves 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 13:54

Sucks for you, but... You know those times when you know you shouldn't find something funny, but it so is,you feel your face go and you just break out into laughter at some poor sods expense? This is one of those times =]

GMetcalf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 14:05

Lucky you... At least they'll keep your feet warmer

molitov 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 14:11

your wife has control issues.. if ure shoes stunk before.. good lord they stink now u should have left them in the bathroom or something

ladywaldo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:03

I guess your shit outta luck!

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