Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
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caitoLo 0

someBODY or someTHING?

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knd_34 0

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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ladywaldo 0

Did your wife put her shoes outside the door too, what a bitch

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Etoile_fml 0

DANE COOK. This sounds a lot like one of his jokes about coats. You ripped it off, didn't you. Tcheh.

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bob1233 0

shat?....you mean shit? wtf dude.

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JohnyJackhammer 0

That sucks haha. Where did you stay? That is the single worst place to stay in the world, it's official haha

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jonny2x4 0

This was so freaking funny, I almost shat myself. :P

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roshamboe 0

haha is it shat or shitted?

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sandbox2008 0

What an ironic fmylife.. since I am currently sitting on the toliet shatting as I type this.

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mxrcr 0

YDI for using the word "shat"... I mean, seriously?

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sithwithashotgun 0

What about it? ¨Shat¨ is the past tense verb of ¨shit¨, and is, in all respects, a legitimate word. What´s wrong with using it?

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