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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Spicy
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 251
You deserved it 6 807

Same thing different taste

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

KiddNYC1O 20

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sammisweets93 12
GripItRight 10

When you hold her upside down you'll get ****** farts. Loud, flappy ones !

Pee in her ass and break up with her if you're really that insensitive, I've seen more FML's way horrific than yours. Get over it.