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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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Mission successful

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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Great handle!

By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:43

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:45

She blew you alright.

Comments

mccrightp 29

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:48

That too bad! I would definatly get back in the saddle though.

HeartOfLead 24

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:48

I spy with my pink eye...

mistydawn76 1

Thursday 15 November 2012 6:24

Laughing out loud!!!

Austyn57 1

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:53

what the hell (stewies voice)

pnutbutternjelly 15

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:56

As much as that sucked for you, I can guarantee you it was over a trillion times worse for her. That's like the most humiliating thing that could happen to her. She must be mortified.

HeartOfLead 24

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:00

Well, it could be a F her life situation too. I mean not everyone likes to have their partner's stick of gum go from hard and stiff to wet and soft all while in their mouths.

jjice 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:03

My girlfriend threw up the first time we 69'ed

kofeinisti 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 7:22

I'm guessing you were on top and went too deep?

512bigt 10

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:18

I'm baffled by the amount of full grown people who can't comprehend what and how a 69 is

Dcm210 19

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:40

It was only the 1st time. Suck it up and try again.

LONERANGER44 11

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:41

Might want to stay away from that area for a little while.

iChel413 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:56

I'm sure it was more embarrassing for her than anything. Things like that happen. Don't make a big deal of it! It hasn't happened to me but in my relationship my SO and I are comfortable with each other and would probably laugh it off.