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By Maryann - 08/02/2018 01:30

Today, I told my dad I started taking jiu-jitsu lessons. He responded by laughing and saying, "Martial arts are for pussies, you should just get a gun." FML
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RichardPencil 30

He does have a point. There’s no way a jury is going to believe you “accidentally” did a jiu-jitsu move that killed him. Jus’ sayin’.

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manb91uk 22

Your dad’s an idiot

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acmariner99 25

My best friend does jiujitsu, I own and carry a gun. I’m armed, he’s dangerous, your dad is a jerk.

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Tristan DaSilva 1

get him in a rear naked choke that he can't escape from and that'll teach him to shut his mouth.

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JudgeComrade 17

He is statistically correct - the best kind of correct. Also, jiu jitsu involves too much hugging.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Your dad is wrong. Martial arts are ******* awesome.

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Cubanloverllera 12

my fiancé has been doing bjj since he was 6, his hands are classified as weapons

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carandcartoonfan 1

hey you should still practice jiu-jitsu lessons so you attack your dad

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CoyoteOldOne 17

So, somehow having a gun makes you not a pussy. That's interesting. See, I've met several people who thought having a gun made them powerful, but that was _because_ they were ******* that they thought that.

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Maddie Bunker 1

The two really go hand in hand. Learning how to shoot and any kind of hand to hand grappling. They compliment each other. One is very close range and the other is mid-Long range. I do both (own a gun/know how to shoot and Judo) it’s a good balance.

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