Health: Musical interlude - FML

Musical interlude

By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

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Charlie529 5

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:08

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

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Top comments

shivamtrivedi 24

Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:56

Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:57

That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!

Comments

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Thursday 8 May 2014 17:26

This isn't an fml, this is a I FREAKING ROCK!

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:59

dude thats awesome. ive only managed one huge note like in south park stick of truth

Jacoobie 30

Sunday 16 August 2015 19:28

How did you even do that?

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:22

well, at least you seem to have a fan!

lovelybroccoli 9

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:30

You have talent that others can only dream of ??

sharond23 10

Tuesday 6 March 2018 15:11

you are gross

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 30 December 2020 6:17

That's actually impressive

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