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Musical interlude

By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

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Charlie529 5

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:08

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

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shivamtrivedi 24

Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:56

Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:57

That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!

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Neighborhoods 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:09

Are you going to put that on your resume?

rockhead1270 5

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:13

Now that's pinching it off talent!!! Letter rip tater chip

AHSBaseballkid3 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:22

Dude thats ******* awesome

will89pito 5

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:38

Gives a whole new meaning to this performance sticks

cheesebond 29

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:50

Have you noticed that it was his boss

sonnyrosa 32

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:17

I'd probably have given him a raise... if I'm entertained enough to applaud, you're at least getting a bonus haha. Sorry about the tummy ache OP. Hope it's better now, otherwise, can I request Bohemian Rhapsody for tomorrow's performance?

interesting33 36

Thursday 20 February 2014 13:47

OP is a female :)

glabberfasted 16

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:10

Yes. It's a very good, very famous song.

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:15

That actually sounds pretty impressive... Do you take requests?

1947Chevy 17

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:16

If you can do that then that's some bragging rights to you.

sonictardis 8

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:25

I think this just became everyones favorite FML in the history of fmls.

cathrope 10

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:02

First rule at work is, your never alone.

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