Musical interlude

By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
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Charlie529 5

My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies

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Top comments

shivamtrivedi 24

Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.

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olpally 32

That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!

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maggiefox 25

... Did you shit yourself?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I'm just amazed you have that level of control.

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Martinez0285 28

Call me when ya can perform "Bohemian Rhapsody" ... And I'll make ya famous :3

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gremlin_bros 19

I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed by that fact!

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salman_albalushi 19

You sir! You take this Like! And use it wisely.

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WingedLovely27 20

"Today, I had a satanic gastric distress..." *instant favorite*

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