MY EYES

By bleach bleach bleach - 22/12/2013 17:22 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
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animalxcrackers 20

well, it's called self-meditation for a reason, i guess.

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DocBastard 38

For all you women out there, EVERY guy has tried this at least once. And any guy who denies trying it is lying his ass off.

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BDA_fml 5

I heard of a girl that stuck with Yoga for 3 years, and she finally licked it.

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NoorAldeen 6

I don't believe that this actually happened. It's not even funny.

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Helpfulman 17

It says he was trying to do it, it didn't say if he actually accomplished his goal.

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NodakN8V 25

I so wished I never would of read this one !!!! It's burned into the memory bank

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lucianaamelia 21

You definitely need bleach for your eyes :(

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revidffum69 22

Same thing....... Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because it can.............

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jun00 15

Props to your dad for trying to achieve his goal whatever it takes. Respect.

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TehPurdo 4

Well that's a sight I never hope to see!

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