Music, Thief and Love: My gift is my song and this one's for you

My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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Ed Shitran

By Lucky Willis - 16/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Sebring

Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML

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Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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wellinever 5

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:09

Did you get the message this time? Move on. He has.

rotf_coaster_9 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:03

that sucks dude fyl

Comments

yawndiver 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:56

kudos on the gr8 song

DaveTheBrave20 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 13:25

Get... OWNED!!

bryxe_fml 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:47

that us beyond. od

Livviegurl99 11

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:04

ouch FYL

idontcare23 5

Monday 7 May 2012 3:36

At least u found out wat an ass he was...

BenTaz 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:54

This actually made me gag :/

OceanBlueSea 12

Saturday 8 September 2012 21:24

What an ass

Right_in_Two 5

Monday 12 November 2012 11:13

Just like what my best friend says, "don't recycle people."

DerpCarlos 8

Monday 3 June 2013 21:23

Good advice in 2 steps 1. Find this jerk 2. BITCH SLAP THAT ************

iclark0 8

Monday 11 November 2013 22:35

Honey, please get over him! You're too good!! I know it's going to be hard, but you have to try. Don't keep running back to him, if all he does is use you.