My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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dreamchaser 0

lol.. here we go again with the little carrot thing.

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jonny2x4 0

OK I think I know where this is going( cue "bow-chicka-wowa music"). He the proceeded to choke Junior till he cried, right?

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wwwwwyl 0

You should talk to it as well~~~~~~~that gonna be funny~~~

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evangldbrg 0

How is this an FML...If you guys did have sex? You get oral sex and regular sex at the same time...

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wwwwwyl 0

You should try to talk to it as well ~~~~~

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BleedingAssassin 0

sounds like something 4chan would do

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o0ginger0o 7

If that's actually the case for you, you're doing it wrong.

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judgeymcjudge 0

I am fairly certain that about 3/4 boys who just read this picked up the nearest pen and went to town downstairs.

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plexico 3

The good news: Sharpie pens are not literally sharp. The bad news: They are permanent. A picture of Dick Cheney is not as funny now as it was when I drew it a few years ago.

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TonyHighwind 0

As weird as that is, it could be a LOT worse.

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