My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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Jim9349 10

FAke as $%#$#% dasofjs;ldjf;lksajf;alkjdf

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Paige_Nicole10 0

wow super funny that he drew a face on it. but you need to get him checked out for some weird dependancy

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DUD_fml 0

Oh if only I had a dick, I would draw a riDICKulous face on it everyday.......

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triplethreat13 0

that's definitely a little weird, but i think it's a FHisLife for his wife seeing that. you now have blackmail. :)

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Ozmat 0

First FML to make me laugh today. He's awesome.

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airplanefood 0

For some reason I read it as "he had drawn a penis on his face and he was talking to it".

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giganticbrain 0

That would have been much more relevant and much more funny.

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