My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 116
You deserved it 6 511

Same thing different taste

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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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Nightmare1 0

thats scary! lol. And something even more scary is if the little face puked!! ahhaahhhhhahahahahhahhhahah lmfgdao

tangerine_12 0

that is so ******* hilarious! if i was married or saw my boyfriend doing that, i would just laugh at him. lololol.

was your husband circumcised if no it is pretty difficult to write on a foreskin

what a wonderful, wonderful human being that man is... im jealous

maybe he was just lonely, and he was consoling his penis because it missed you too? he sounds like a good laugh. i'd hate to see him when he's drunk though, or stoned... argh. the mind-bendingness of his mind D:

wowyoufail 2

I guess he's Peter his dicks danny aiello..you should walked up with a face drawn on ur pussy and said "hey there young fella ya like Popsicles!? Wanna come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine? Mmmm"

Well good news is u wont need a shrink all u have to do is draw glasses on it