Facebook, Social Media and Love: Mysterious and sketchy

Mysterious and sketchy

By Cherie - 09/12/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I received a DM on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, saying, "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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You deserved it 13 162

By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

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You deserved it 241

By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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You deserved it 147

By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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You deserved it 106

By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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Raych_Riot 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:20

Maybe she ment Eric's ex wife ? Its not really an Fml if it was just a case of mistaken identity anyway. She'll relise her mistake, get embaresed and block you (:

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:27

She has you mistaken for someone else. Have some fun with it. Tell her Eric has decided to move in with you and would she please put all his stuff on the lawn and he will be by to pick it up later.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 21:33

Prolly spam, did the thing say: "CLICK HERE to see more info"? Otherwise FYL, that is scary. Why are there so many crazy women who do that? Being a dude, I nor any guy I know has ever been "stolen", we choose to leave/cheat/trade-up.

perdix 29

Wednesday 9 December 2009 21:44

If she says she's going to ruin your life like you ruined hers, AND you didn't ruin her life THEN she won't ruin yours. QED

MissKayla 2

Wednesday 9 December 2009 22:00

Hey, my middle name's Cherie =]

perdix 29

Wednesday 9 December 2009 22:21

My mixed doubles partner (in tennis) is named Cherie. I hope Eric X's wife doesn't **** her up, because we're a good team!

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 22:17

Give her the address of the house across the street, tell her Game On and find out if she is serious. If she shows up leave her description and licence plate# for your next of kin.

cieramc 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 22:25

your life is not ******. it only would be if you really were seeing Eric X and didn't know he was married. Oh no threatening messages over the internet! Set the psycho straight and move on with your life.

TooBored13 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 6:05

Yeah, 25, cause no one who has ever slept with someone else' spouse has ever tried to deny it, so the wife will of course believe OP immediately. Seriously, call the police and report it so they have a record about it if anything happens. My friend once dated this crazy chick (didn't know she was crazy at the time) and she decided he was cheating on her (he wasn't), so she broke into his house while he was gone and changed his password on his computer, smashed holes in his walls and poured the entire contents of his fridge all over his bed. If someone thinks you did something that serious, they aren't going to listen to reason. Protect yourself.