Parents, Dad jokes, Argument and Kids: Mystery

Mystery

By Waheyyy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

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You deserved it 8 245

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By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 590

You deserved it 6 175

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 007

You deserved it 5 094

By bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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You deserved it 136 269

Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 887

You deserved it 6 520

Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 977

You deserved it 5 100

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 821

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 009

You deserved it 3 906

Trauma for life

By he's still not convinced - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 917

You deserved it 3 638

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 568

Anonanimal 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:05

he's just trying to bug you. you wouldn't believe the things my parents have said to me in arguements xD

Suckylicious 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:06

my dad says im adopted all the time. i think im his kid. i just dont care that much!

Comments

NaziZombie 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:11

Furst. <== thats not a number

the_stereotype 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:37

i think his dad was the one who came up with the snappy comeback and pretty much won YDI for calling your dad a geriatric fool. respect.

whoisthisgirl 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:48

yeah that was my 12th grade English teacher lol mr furst

Gavik 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:14

loltrolled.

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 7 September 2009 23:16

You shouldve asked him for a genetic test result to see if his statement was true

GongButterfly 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:19

hahahahaha if it is true, what a way to break it to ya. sorry sweetie o.O

Unregistered 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:20

who the **** is burying these comments

Savid345 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:24

Hahahaha

emumcman 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:25

Why are all the comments buried?

L0L_Sarah 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:26

look at the bright side, at least you can get more money from child support that your other father hasnt paid....

gonzolove 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:17

see the little thumbs up and thumbs down to the far right of each comment box? Enough people clicked the thumbs down, so FML buried it. As for why people clicked the thumbs down, I'm not sure about all of them. Maybe they're just being jackasses. Some of them are people commenting what number post they are, and that's annoying so people do thumbs down so that they don't have to see it.