Love: Name and shame - FML

Name and shame

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 18:59 - United Kingdom - Wetheringsett

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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Top comments

MenacingMe 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:35

Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.

kutemotoka 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:30

He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP

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ShadowGenius 12

Monday 2 March 2015 6:16

Sounds like a piece of shit.

alanharvey15 13

Monday 2 March 2015 6:41

he sounds like a dick and needs a ass kicking

SamBeast 18

Monday 2 March 2015 8:26

you can do way better than some ass like him

Tutetheblack 20

Monday 2 March 2015 8:50

What a couch

gottahandittome 2

Tuesday 17 March 2015 7:04

Now he's so fa' away...

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 2 March 2015 9:20

She deserves a dick but not as person.

Mr_Saikaly 35

Monday 2 March 2015 9:28

He sounds stupid, you'll be way better without him

nrwl_30 17

Monday 2 March 2015 10:22

Dr Suisse! Haha!

superbry 5

Monday 2 March 2015 12:59

wow, even his ego is WAY bigger than his ****.

lulinator 40

Monday 2 March 2015 14:28

You can do better if he types like that

ally8 21

Monday 2 March 2015 20:08

This isn't really an FML worthy entry... Just having a bitch about an ass

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