Love: Name and shame - FML

Name and shame

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 18:59 - United Kingdom - Wetheringsett

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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MenacingMe 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:35

Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.

kutemotoka 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:30

He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP

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bhopejohnston 16

Monday 2 March 2015 20:15

Well obviously he's illiterate and stupid, so let the other girl,have him and go find yourself an intelligent handsome man ;)

BlackFire4890 16

Monday 2 March 2015 23:57

well if he's so obsessed with **** maybe he'll go find one for himself to play with.

VlahVlahVlah 12

Tuesday 3 March 2015 0:07

I really hope it falls off.

jordann_27 11

Tuesday 3 March 2015 15:57

Rick is a dick. Sorry to hear about this OP. :(

spike7447 13

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:13

I'd break up with someone over that shitty text speak. He's obviously a retard...

GxReaperGx 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 2:30

Yeah! **** you, Rick!

breakless1 17

Friday 6 March 2015 2:08

looks like u dodged a bullet if u ask me

sexynurse25 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 11:33

Was his last name Stewart lol

AnnAgainst 6

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:23

What a jackass

Ricky27753 6

Friday 13 March 2015 4:16

I'm Rick lol

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