Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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nooblper 21

You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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messymessiah 11

On what grounds did you think he's a possible soulmate? You clearly didn't know that much about him? Was it just his looks?

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corky1992 33

I am curious about this too! Needs a follow up for sure.

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PsychicBulwark 4

Am I the only one who thinks he sounds fun? And not a "fetishist" for liking female pheromones?

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Eliiara 11

He sounds kind of annoying and weird to me.

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DoomedGemini 37

I think it is considered a fetish to have a thing for natural musks. Not anything wrong with having a fetish. Most people, if not all, have at least one.

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ImpracticalJoekr 9

He'd get a fork to the hand if he tried eating from my plate even once if I didn't offer, he wouldn't stand a chance trying for most of the plate. I'm curious though, if you didn't know he was that obnoxious how did soulmate even cross your mind?

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leogachi 15

I came to leave this exact comment.

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MagnusDeus 24

I'm noticing a trend with these FML's lately... Honestly, how many attractive/charming guys can be total psychos/douchebags?

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TheFount 21

That's like asking how many chicks are fat. I'd act like a psycho too, if I got set up on Tinder and decided not to just walk out. Any "**** dating" I cause is a victory for men everywhere.

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KrDizzy 16

Did he just discreetly and nicely say he likes the smell of gross/unwashed pussy? Well, I guess you would never have to be self-conscious around him, OP!

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KrDizzy 16

Dude is definitely a panty-sniffer lol.

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EnlightenedClown 19

And *how* did you consider this guy to be a 'potential soulmate' before even knowing what he'd be like on a date? If your answer is based on looks, then you deserve it. Try not to be too shallow next time(because hey, looks do attract, and we could be a little shallow every now and then) and lower your bar juuuust a teeny bit. You just can't have everything. C'est la vie. Good luck!

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TheFount 21

You thought he was your soulmate because of how he looks? Guys like that don't settle for hos like you.

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