Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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nooblper 21

You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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feeloona 18

Just get a dog. He will really love you :)

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alialley 10

Seems like a keeper. Like, I'd totally do that on a date myself.

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Rectov 10

Why did you think he might be your soulmate. "Oh he's not fat he's my soulmate"

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oldsaltydawg 12

can you please elaborate on "female smells"? because I'm here thinking of the worst possibilities

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xer096 7

Yeah what made you think he was a catch/your souls mate

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lucasjames22 8

I'm curious as to why you considered him such a catch...and potential soulmate. apparently you hardly know him. I'm guessing you wete basing it on looks and professio. obviously you're extremely shallow. ydi

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alicelouise66 5

I'm curious. you thought he was a potential soul mate. what were you basing that on? obviously you hardly know him. ydi

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