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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:49

Most people who generalize are douchey bigots.

Hacksaw 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:30

Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.

Comments

astro_plastic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:08

You sound like one of those avid Wal-Mart shoppers with two inch brown roots in your hair who thinks Tweety Bird t-shirts saying "I'm the Princess...DEAL WITH IT" are also darling. No.

AstroPGH 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:46

what kind of adult wears a Tinkerbell hoodie?? you're an idiot. grow up.

joeinthedark 18

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:51

Tinkerbell, any Disney characters, Any WB characters and WInnie the Pooh are not adult wear. They are for children's clothing. They should be left that way.

dbdunkin11 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:00

all u ppl need to leave her alone there is nothing wrong with tink

jawa6306 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:14

Today, my fiancee brought home another damn Tinkerbell hoodie. Why must she spend all this money on cartoons? FML

zemo999 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:15

Just tell the boyfriend that you also got the matching Tinkerbell thong, and he won't be seeing THAT either!! LoL Don't try to be one of the sheep in the flock, dress the way you want, and tell the rest to go to hell....

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:23

^ this.

dbdunkin11 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:01

this and that both work in this place not that it should matter it's fml but just th let u know

TandJHire 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:50

Lol I have a tinkerbell hoodie my mother in law got me. I love tink and for him to call you childish is ridiculous I'm sure he has xhilish flaws about him ALL men do!

karina_said 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:50

saying "darling" before "tinkerbell hoodie" isnt going to change our minds about your stupid purchse

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:01

Purchse? Correcting your spelling error isn't going to change my mind about your inability to proofread.

dream_warrior 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:54

I personally think that if you like tinkerbell he should just get over it. I'll continue to wear all of my t-shirts that reference video games and movies from my childhood the rest of my life