Lmaoo xD

About the only thing I hate more than cops is TSA agents. It's like it's a requirement of the job to be retarded. Last time I saw one he wanted me to kneel so he could better molest me. I just told him no, and gave him a look like I meant business. He just said never mind. Don't try this now. It'd be a federal case now. That's why I don't even fly anymore. I travel by ship and car only.

Well, OP, this is understandable. You see, the last time a TSA agent didn't confiscate an eye lash curler, the women took it and rammed it right up his ass. So now he has an eye lash curler lodged in his anus, and it won't come out. And you thought YOU had problems.

I've stood there for 5 minutes while a TSA guy who was confiscating my wife's eyebrow tweezers went through this ridiculous spiel about 'dangerous items'. My wife was standing there with a 6" long, curved, pointed, metal clip in her hair the whole time. Honestly, it's bright silver and the size of an ibis bill. It took all my willpower not to take it out of her hair and stab him in the eye with it.

LOL

TSA Sucks don't they? While they're busy harassing someone with an eyelash curler, the REAL terrorist with the REAL bomb and weapons manages to slip by.

I once made a giant blue, terribly deformed walrus which I took with me through security to give as a gift to my boyfriend who lives far away and loves walruses (and he quite liked it, btw, the deformedness was his favorite part) and the TSA guys all came over to gawk at it as it came out the other end of the xray machine and cracked up at it. Most TSA guys have a bit sense of humour, the trick is actually finding it, or surprising them so ridiculously they forget to be grumpy :D

if he hadn't taken it seriously that would've been a pretty funny joke(:

they're so stupid:|

odd, they're rarely taken away..