Do you now have tan lines in the shape of a piece of bread?

I understand exactly how you feel. I make my family scare birds away from me. My Mum once made me 'conquer my fear' by making me sit through a bird show and walk through an avery at the zoo. Worst day of my life, I feel your pain OP.

Bird bird bird, bird is the word, bird bird bird, bird is the word...haven't you heard about the word? Well everyone knows that the bird is the word! And while we're at it, is this Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory? He's also petrified of birds, or at least he was until a big bluejay became his friend before flying away.

Your brother is awesome

... Birds? Not some slimy, venomous or even remotely dangerous??? *giggle* That's cute.

Whats that phobia called?

You should have ran, ran so far away.

Does your little brother take pictures?

Well then that's a great way to wake up haha

Beatris Prior?