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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
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Moonlessnite 5

Discovering a new pain fetish? Tattoos can be a huge turn on.

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Earths_Venus 25

Well you definitely don't need a cup of concrete to harden up!

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MrRazzle 4

The saying goes: "Have a cup of concrete and harden the f@#k up." Just in case anyone was wondering.

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wellthen7154 12

Trust me. It's not as bad as those whiny idiots who say they can take it and scream hystarically, or the prissy ones who will stand over and make you nervous by questioning the tattoo constantly. If you weren't causing trouble, it was nothing more than a little embarrassing, and the artist probably doesn't care too horribly much, unless you're like scratching your nipples or some weird creepy shit.

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coried91 28

I hate when people scream in the tattoo parlor. I was getting a piece done on my back and this girl next to me was getting one on her upper arm. I think she's the reason my hearing sucks because she screamed the whole time and destroyed three of the guys stress balls. It was horrible!

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gladlily 16

Screaming? Wow. I fell asleep through two pieces on my back. Someone screaming the whole time probably should skip getting a tattoo.

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coried91 28

I wish she would have skipped it. I wasn't sleeping but I was laying there with my eyes closed and all of a sudden I jumped because she started freaking out. My guy was pretty pissed that I jumped but I think he was more pissed at the chick because he had to fix the spot he was working on. I've never heard someone in that much hysterics in a tattoo parlor before.

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vassal44 9

Plus it's completely natural considering both tattoos and arousal release endorphins

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kdm_km1 19

sounds like you should spend less time getting a tattoo and more time finding a date.

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dachayke 16

Because you suddenly stop getting boners once you get a girlfriend.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Sounds like you're a ******* idiot.

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kdm_km1 19

#57 You are a ******* idiot. So please join OP and go get a tattoo so you can "embrace the pain" and you too can get an erection with that pathetic excuse for a little **** you've got.

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Coeliacchic93 21

80 over aggressive much!

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evan_7899 28

Well that escalated quickly...

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dachayke 16

#80 you're 29 and you sound like a middle school bully. Now that's pathetic.

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coried91 28

80- I think you went a bit over board.Take a deep breath and calm the hell down. Don't get your undies in a twist.

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katt_is_here 24

#80 I hope that you get some help for that misplaced rage. You are a little scary right now. Take some deep breathes and some midol.

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jake_lq91 1

#80 ha coming from the guy with dicks behind his head. dumbasssssss.

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jordynsage 17

It might be the location you got the tattoo..

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Pleonasm 35

That's your idea of relaxing? Damn OP, I wouldn't want to think what would happen if you were to be at a yoga class, a massage, or a beach/pool with other people around.

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LowExpectations 30

Don't worry, in an emergency OP's penis can be used as a floatation device.

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bighood24 17

well if you wanna be technical, an erection is actually a sign of relaxation... the muscles relax and the blood flows through easier... just a fun fact

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cryssycakesx3 22

mine usually do. it's the best feeling ever. especially piercing

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JMichael 25

Hey if that's where you get your kicks more power to you OP.

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steffidallasbfl 16

He probably didn't even notice op. No worries (:

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