Work, Awkward and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By LucklessNiceGuy - 05/12/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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Leech

By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 07:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By Disrespectful - 18/01/2017 09:01

Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

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Angelice_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:21

Ouch, I'm really sorry. ): People take things too far these days.

drawmesunshine 17

Monday 5 December 2011 16:23

Perhaps the male employees felt left out. Maybe at your next job, you should compliment their looks and offer them foot rubs, too. Think of this as a learning experience.

Comments

pastywhitekid 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 23:39

It was obviously a trap

bitch87 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:34

Awwww :( u poor thing I feel for u u were just trying to be nice and people don't think that someone can just be nice and offer them something sweet Keep ur head up u were being nice

rozsrredd 16

Thursday 6 December 2012 8:16

You didn't realize that work might not be the best setting for that behavior? You might want to work on your social skills.

Thisfreakingguy 10

Wednesday 8 May 2013 19:15

Yeah that still sounds creepy

NakedPixels 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:23

YDI. Obviously you have ulterior motives. How many men did you offer foot massages and compliments to? Smh. You sound like the office creep, and it isn't cute.

jackspezzle 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:04

Creep

grandpeepa 14

Tuesday 9 September 2014 4:18

I've learned first hand that you shouldn't be nice it gets you nowhere but bad karma for some reason

Jewey_McJewerson 8

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:44

Why so many YDI? That was really stupid.

becccers 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:35

******* femininazis man. Making normal women seem crazy one at a time.

kittykat1501 31

Monday 22 June 2015 16:27

Why all the ydi?

theFickleFinger 24

Wednesday 17 February 2016 21:57

He gets all the YDIs because he was fired for sexual harassment. We only get his side of the story whereas if he was fired for sexual harassment, I'm going to assume the company did its due diligence. A company is not likely going to go through the expense of retraining someone and a potential lawsuit if the harassment claim is baseless. He even admits to it being multiple women. So, he's either downplaying the severity and number of times he made such comments to his co-workers or he's just an all around creepy guy/poor performer that those two comments got him axed. This sexual harassment shit happens all the time and the "Luckless Nice Guys" get away with all the time. Hopefuly OP learned his lesson, but judging from the name he chose, I'm going to guess he chalks up this firing to Feminazis, luck, or some such crap instead of realizing he might be in the wrong.