Love, Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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fish1806 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

what a jerk!!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:12

I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

Comments

mintcar 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:26

This is so ****** up. Dude, your definition of "best friend " is a little but different from the rest of us. So sorry OP. :,( Being heartbroken is never fun. :/

wond3rbread 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:57

your orange. too much spray tan for you.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:22

I'm black, idiot.

KatrinaKitten 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:23

53- 1) That's not true. 2) You fail to show your own profile picture, so it just proves how that you are truly a pathetic excuse of a human being. 3) There's no 3, but you should shut up in the future.

proxxX069069 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:35

xD I like you guys. funny people :]

mongella 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:44

she's not orange you dick.. Couldn't your mummy afford primary school sweetheart.

steph87_fml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:29

shouldn't give it up so easy next time!! no one wants to buy the cow when your given the milk away for free.

lamaravilla1 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:29

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:33

Okay, Brian's girlfriend Jillian from Family Guy. That comment was full of effort.

jonathan6773 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:31

He's a jerk and by definition of "best friend", they are the ones that are closest to you that you could trust and someone that's there when you need them. That's not him.

KatrinaKitten 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:28

Agree with you there!!

sonnyrain 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:33

jerk!

sakforduc 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:34

pretend it doesn't bother u. Next time u go somewhere slash his tires and arrange for someone to pick u up.

foxhole 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:38

In two weeks call him and tell him you want to go out. make it sound awesome and suggest poosibly getting a hotel room downtown. Then, turn your phone off and don't show up.