Health, Embarrassing and Sports: Nice guys

Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By Slowsky - 09/05/2012 10:19 - United States - Claremont

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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You deserved it 152

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 42 604

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.

Comments

nativebacon 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:11

Finally, an FML that involves somebody LOSING weight, as opposed to bitching about their weight! You're awesome! :-D

Qup 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:14

I hate assholes like that. I'm glad I have a club that keeps the sexes seperated. you'll get to the weight you want and those guys can **** themselves.

crazychika 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:16

You know what, those guys are absolute idiots. Just ignore them, and keep up your hard efforts! Unfortunately in this day and age we have to deal with people's complete ignorance and retardation. But good for you for being committed, and don't let people like that stop you from attaining your goals.

snoopy24_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:30

This is part of the reason why I usually go running outside alone in the evening (so it's semi dark and people can't laugh at me cuz it's harder to see me), or why when I do go to the gym I go to curves because it's a ladies-only gym...and the one I go to is "older" women who are at minimum in their mid-30s and therefore are less likely to make fun of me for being a bit overweight and working at not becoming obese (I have Ovarian cysts which causes my metabolism to slow down, and an underactive thyroid which also causes me to gain weight if I'm not super careful). so good job on the weight loss, ignore everyone who says mean things

Sunflowerkiss89 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:45

I've never heard of Ovarian cysts causing weight gain, I have them too. Unless you meant the meds your on for them...

Aerodynamite 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:54

It's kinda funny but then kinda mean. Those guys are just fu**ing lame to judge people by their size. You could of took the money and ran. There's good excersize their :D

conan6 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:57

YDI. Eat it fatty.

CFR 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:57

Men are ******* stupid...I'm sorry I'm totally starting to lose faith in the whole race. I got called a fat bitch by a bunch of total strangers and I'm like "what the **** did I ever do to you?" and it's not that I'm huge or anything, I was just wearing a baggy sweater because it was cold out...Keep working on it sweetie, prove them wrong when you end up being sexy and gorgeous and healthy. Try and keep your curves though, don't be a twig. They'll wish they hadn't been such pricks to you.