Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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shepardkinz 19

Like father, like son. FYL.

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Mexico_WC2018 16

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Just ignore them if you can but if they keep pestering you then report them

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Big_Bear99 19

yea, I dunno. just have your husband open a case of whoop ass. Husband's like to do that for their wives. recon' it won't fix much. But it sure is fun.

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klirrivirri 9

nothing wrong with a big fat butt and big bouncing ****! so screw them

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amarie2009 22

You don't have the balls to talk to the parents yourself?

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Blackbiker_fml 7

Exactly the point i was making in another comment. I seriously think OP is genuinely BBW big time and a whiney one at that. First cry to her husband so he go defend her honor, then when this backfires come here to FML and cry to all the carebears to get support from. First i had rated this YDI but i guess i should change to FYL because seriously, it sounds like OP is one major frustrated fatty. You can't handle the truth about your fat ass and bouncing boobs? You should be embarrased about your self-esteem and self-confidence if all it took to shatter them was a little kid's nasty comment. So FYL and your husband's.

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Keiraquarium 12

If strangers are constantly commenting on your body, even kids, it gets really horrible. Women of every body shape are commented on as they try to go about their day. No matter how big OP is, she had the right to 'whine' about losers who think it's okay to make fun of a stranger's body

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Madness_Mayhem 2

she probably didn't want to walk in the house of a man that wouldn't take her seriously and has obviously been commenting on and objectifying her body in his own home, in front of his child. it's not a comfortable or respectful situation. also, her being angry about their comments says nothing about her self esteem or confidence, where did that confusion take place? you can have someone that is 100% all confident and comfortable in their body and may be what some would consider 10/10 but they may not be comfortable with their body being sexualized and commented on or objectified by some neighborhood dad and husband and his son thats learning his inappropriate behavior. Just some thoughts

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alex_gen 38

After the confrontation, they commented on the husband's "big pounding fist", right?

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LeashaJoy5595 28

If I was her husband, I woulda knocked that guy out. I agree with you though, I hop this guy put the man-trash in his place.

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kayteakay 26

At least you know where he gets it from. Some children don't have half a chance.

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missyfiona89 28

As the Chinese saying goes, "上两不正下梁歪"。That basically means that if the upper beam is not straight, chances are the lower beam will be crooked.

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jables38 11

Would have been a good one for FML pics

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gracehi 31

Post signs about their tiny penises just outside of their property line, then take photos of the signs and post them anonymously beside the perpetrators names and portraits on the internet. Not sure if that's legal, but he damage will be done long before your evil scheme is stopped. Mwa ha ha.

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bapbap_fml 15

Because that's a mature, adult way to handle it.....

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Omegadolly 22

Some people are just inescapable jackasses, OP, sorry. :/

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