Miscellaneous: Nice, thanks

Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 352

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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You deserved it 2 594

By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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You deserved it 70 259

By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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You deserved it 2 268

Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 10 529

Roasted

By JPark - 23/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 354

By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 9 894

Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 604

lex1459 38

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:06

I think it's time you went back to not being her Facebook friend.

guitardude69 11

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:03

That's pretty harsh, fyl.

Comments

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 29 August 2013 2:13

Sounds like my Father and his side of my family..... You should use the good old block button and ban hammer her ass!

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 29 August 2013 2:16

Time to unfriend Grandma.

redstone7693 29

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:08

redstone7693 29

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:11

That was funny

redstone7693 29

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:13

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:59

Well doesn't she sound like a bucket of sugar.

really_meow 7

Thursday 29 August 2013 8:33

Relatives on Facebook= constant headaches. I recommend having a throwaway account just for dealing with their bs and then another with a nickname instead of ur real name, that way u can use it for friends, dating, whatever... so u can avoid everyone knowing about ur batshite grandma lol. Sympathies.

really_meow 7

Thursday 29 August 2013 8:45

Also you can add her to your restricted or limited profile list, so she can't be all up in ur biznaz. Doesn't sound like someone who should be allowed to anyway!