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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
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plethora 3

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

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Sessee 4

#1 You fail for: 1. Saying first. 2. Stating that you say "first" for the hell of it. :D

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LunaVachonFan95 0

Haha,ouch. Kids are so honest,too honest,actually. FYL ;)

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imnotkidding_fml 0

you deserve it for stinking so bad

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whudafxup 0

Must be true. Kids say what they think and the blatant truth. FYL though.

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mimblewimble_fml 0

YDI for smelling funny.

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Rawro_O 0

Mmmm Yewz got a perdy mouth and you smell just fine t me @_@

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breaksprinter_ 0

I am almost certain you spelled her name wrong. Fail. [But certainly not epic]

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Doctor_X17 0

you can spell that name Lindsay, Lindsey, or Lindsy... possibly more ways than that. though i've seen all 3.

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dianeface 0

#14 is right. that girl probably thinks her sweaty pits smell good after playing in the dirt all day. Don't worry about it.

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