Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

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Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 036
You deserved it 22 900
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TheySaidWhat 9

OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

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rileyrae0000 23

I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable

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smoothies14 32

Keep it down or turn up the volume on music or the TV. I've been on both sides of the wall I understand the desire and the awkwardness.

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saffy66 34

You're having sex all the time and you think your life sux? Kind of embarrassing, but hey, silver linings...

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iheartstupid 4

I feel like this is less of an FML and more of a humble brag so . . . yeah.

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XDemetriX 3

Be lucky I wasn't your next door neighbor. Whenever I heard my neighbors, I grabbed my roommates so we could all clap and yell when they were done.

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hiddenfromsight 7

At least you're getting laid on a regular basis right?

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skyblueprincess 17

you shouldn't be spending legs and being so loud

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plaguebearer 1

hahaha get stuck in! you're only young once and sod the prudes!

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hunt3009 16

C'mon, you totally deserved that one. If you be loud during sex, there's a chance that people could hear you, and it's not hard to figure out what's going on.

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birdybabe 4

well the other kids need something to wank to

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