Cheating and Intimacy: Nice try - FML

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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You deserved it 3 802

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By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 114

You deserved it 4 957

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 553

You deserved it 3 864

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 132

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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You deserved it 2 444

Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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You deserved it 82

By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 473

You deserved it 1 992

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 727

You deserved it 3 679

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 326

You deserved it 7 313

By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 21:36 - United States - New York

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 814

You deserved it 3 512

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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You deserved it 7 823

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Top comments

devildog562 33

Friday 14 November 2014 17:18

Introduce her to the door and your foot to his ass. Red foreman style.

sweetest_jenn 18

Friday 14 November 2014 17:25

Introduce her to the curb, tell her she's free to hit it immediately!

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melooters 11

Friday 14 November 2014 23:31

Dump that hoes ass

camogirl2249 19

Saturday 15 November 2014 0:37

That's horrible OP! :( I'm sorry! Keep looking! You'll find a good gf?

apcsox 18

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:09

Sorry to hear man. Same thing happened with my ex wife. She asked my advice on a friend and I said that I trusted her to have male friends..... Live and learn I guess :(

vikky538 28

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:28

wow..what a silly excuse...

JimNM 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:01

The same thing happened with my friend, then they sent him a snapchat of them making out. :/

mandrake1878 5

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:19

that has got to be the most horrible thing i have wver heard on this site

YaraSanne 12

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:37

What a horrible excuse she gave you. Feel sorry for you dude!

Ashter 20

Saturday 15 November 2014 4:35

Sucks man...

Mr_snuggels 16

Saturday 15 November 2014 5:47

Well she sucks as a person. No pun intended.

demonfacee 14

Saturday 15 November 2014 14:13

I don't think your girlfriend is smart enough to be in a relationship.

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this dude. FML

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Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML

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Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 274

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Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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Today, my husband has recently discovered prostate play. He is now using my sextoys to pleasure himself and not telling me until after. He doesn't see the problem. FML

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Today, after my husband spent several days in his shed welding, he showed me his completed Captain America shield. It looked shit. I warned him not to throw it, but he threw it anyway, missed his target, bounced it off the garage and smashed the kitchen window, showering our kids in glass. FML

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