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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By not-so-young-shortie - 18/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

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Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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BigBen7 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:04

She shoulda kicked you in the balls lol

Qup 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:12

live and learn, eh? hopefully you will start seeing people for who they are and not for what they look like. you're pathetic.

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_Noon_ 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:41

YDI for making fun of someone you don't even know just because she's fat.

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:48

why are all you idiots blaming him. the woman deserves being made fun of if she's so fat that he must make that comment. being fat isn't uncontrollable like most other things that could cause people to be made fun of. if she eats too much or is too lazy to get off the couch and go a on diet then it is her fault, not the op.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:50

Wow, you're a dumbass. Congrats, sorry for your loss.

smartalek 2

Monday 4 July 2011 16:07

very true, 47. fatness is controllable. SDI. She Deserves It. for being FAT. its only the fat people that will defend the hostess.

seroose 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:35

god half the ppl here are retarded, especially the crybaby bitching about "internet bullying".. just turn off your computer and stfu?! backformorebitch is hilarious and I hope the rest of you are put down for your stupidity! HAH

ditzykayla 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:28

wow. and thats all i can say...but to the 13 && 14 year olds up there....it's spelled naive. just so ya know =p

Darienisbeast1 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:07

@50- some people really can't help that there fat. There just not able to lose weight sometimes. Don't be such a jerk.

paulmayne 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:15

Everyone knows that fat chix can't withstand two chairs.

monicamischief 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:03

um being black and being fat are not the same thing, dumbass. people don't choose to be black people do choose to be obese. :/

memyselfand 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:44

Ydi for being a dick

XOfiestypixie 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:31

Um, I don't think it's JUST me, or at least I hope it's not...but haven't ANY of you ever made a judgmental joke about another person to someone you're with, just for fun? Yes it's bad, and of course judgmental; but really EVERYONE is slightly judgmental whether you want to believe it or not. The OP was obviously just kidding and was hoping to make the girl laugh, but unfortunately that backfired on him, making him look like an ass. It's embarrassing, but how was he to know it was her mother? Chances are ALL of you have judged people at least once in your lives whether you realize it or not. The OP is obviously not an exception.

esodrevOcinorhC 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:39

Couldn't have said it better myself. And also, I work at a grocery store in a scummy trailer park part of New York, and I never get tired of seeing the morbidly obese strolling around on the many electric carts we offer. Hell, I even saw an entire family (a fleet, you might say) of fatties, riding down the isles like some MacD's sponsored biker gang. Those electric carts are for people with ****** up joints or broken bones. They are not meant for your fat ass to stroll around the store buying more Slim Fast in hopes that substituting it for actual physical movement will lose your gut. Absolutely revolting, and there's no excuse. Call me an asshole, I know I speak the truth, and deep down you do too

triplethreat13 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:23

you commentors are cruel dumbasses. some people can't help it if they are obese. get over yourselves, get decent lives, and get a personality makeover. all of you commentors and the OP deserve death for acting like that.