Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
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Same thing different taste

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BigBen7 0

She shoulda kicked you in the balls lol

live and learn, eh? hopefully you will start seeing people for who they are and not for what they look like. you're pathetic.

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You should have said, "I still dare you." Lol

beaniebabe 0

mmmmm pasta sounds good right now

you're a dick. just for that, you're probably gain like 675984405 pounds...kaaaaaarmaaaa

TryToBeKind 0

Even if that wasn't my mother I would have said something to that effect. Heck, co workers want to say something nasty behind a customer's back (or for that matter, if some salesclerk says it to me about another customer), I always pretend I'm related or real close to them and loudly call out, "Hey, I don't think my sister/brother's girlfriend/brother in law heard what you had to say about her/him!" Then, I go get them and bring them back so the employee can repeat themself. It's amazing how quickly they get red and back track like mad.

Funky_T 0

What a prick for even thinking that question....NO fat woman deserves 2 chairs....they shouldnt eat too much.... USA=FAT NATION

xloadedxx 0

people need to lighten up. i love your humor. be my friend.

OK, that is just rude! There's a kid at my school who can't even help being fat... it's a medical condition. That was unnecessary, and you probably embarrassed and hurt her. I hope you learn from that later. But you do have a good sense of humor. XD

Ugh people didn't seem to get my last comment. You're all like being fat isn't like being black, you can't help being black... Some people are born fat, some people are born black - both face discrimination and yes both can be changed (through radical surgery etc *hello Michael Jackson*) But the POINT is, nobody should have to change who they are because YOU deem them unacceptable. Being black or being fat - you're not hurting anyone else with either (and don't give me that good of the nation bullshit - you don't care, you're just using it as an excuse). Ever stop to wonder why these people should change for you when they are happy the way they are? And if they're not happy then they should change, but the decision should have nothing to do with what random people on the street think of them.

How is it you yell about discrimination , then mock a man for having vitiligo? (which isn't something michael jackson made up, I have a friend who has it) He was completely pale because he decided to even it out, to hide it. I know that no one believes that because that's what people who defend him always say, but that's because no one ever listens. Incedently(spelling?), many people- especially african americans because the blotches are more obvious - choose to even out their skin.

You obviously understood my post, I wasn't mocking anyone. I was making a comparison between people. Things people can change (weight/colour) but shouldn't have to just because other people may judge them by their appearance. I wasn't mocking Michael Jackson - I was noting that he was one person who has undergone radical treatment to change something about his appearance that people may have judged him on. I was pointing out that it should be his choice to change that thing and that others should not judge him for that choice. Similarly if he had chosen not to treat his vitiligo (because it isn't actually physically damaging i.e. doesn't cause problems which affect life span) that should have been just as accepted by people. Because people shouldn't have to change their appearance to please others!! However, if Michael Jackson treated his vitiligo with de-pigmentation to alleviate psychological distress caused by the disease then that is perfectly acceptable too. Do you understand where I am coming from? * Incidentally