Sex, Roommate, Noise and Intimacy: Nice - FML

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By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Spicy

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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By Noname - 22/01/2009 08:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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Good moaning

By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Spicy

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Chainsaw

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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heartbrakej 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:17

well that was nice of them to apologize

Crlnprz 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:19

Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

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Rikkai 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:26

At least they apologized!

jonn090 13

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:26

Next time they do it just buy at least a half of dozen rats from the store and release them into their place I'm sure u will get some real fun that's what I would do

Slim2306 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:56

OP said house-mate... Ergo it's his house too. Putting rats in your own house is foolish.

ihatemekay 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:52

Atleast they apoligized?

Lakers2481 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:55

Atleast they were having fun

triggerit 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:08

You are lying op... Can not be awake all night and when waked up by

FLAMERSLAYER 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:44

so you be happy they apologized, what nice people

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:41

Whoever thumbed this down does not understand the concept of sarcasm.

tj4234 35

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:11

You should have joined in with them

PuffPuffPass69 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:12

Legit the same exact thing happened to me last week

Dorkee_Moi 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:20

you should wake them up at the crack of dawn to tell them that there are no hard feelings

perdix 29

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:31

Ask your house-mate to lend you his girlfriend as a piece offering, er, I mean, peace offering, and then you'll think about forgiveness.

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