Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
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ChromoTec 24

Please send the link to these photos

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tranced_ 45

I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D

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Duce66 1

Sucks to be you! For future reference and everyone else, any amount less than a teaspoon is still considered a fart. 😝

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DanielleinDC 33

I've had coughing fits so bad I regurgitate food, but I've never hear of crapping yourself during a coughing fit. That said, if your workplace is that toxic, you might want to try to find a new job.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

OH SHIT! That sucks! Wait, I see what I did there...

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devi_916 39

While this is most definitely gross, I love the way in which you described it. Also, FML's comment counter is screwed up. It says there's 17 comments on this, but I only see 3 other than mine.

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