No Chick-Hating on Easter!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

You dodged a bullet there. I would say FML for wasting 13 years now go find someone who is worth you.

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Thundernutz 15

Upon reading this the first thing that came to mind was "What the ****?!" and I wish a girl would have the nerves to ask me out instead of the other way around let alone propose to me. But yea sorry for 13 years wasted on the backwards retard and hope you can find someone that is worthy of you :).

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saidoh 14

I’m not sure whether to read your comment as « I WISH a girl would... » or I wish a girl WOULD... » 😉

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pjsr 32

Using ‘retard’ as an insult is every bit as offensive as using ‘gay’ as an insult.

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Silent_Paradox 7

Your boyfriend sounds like he is 13 years old

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Do you mean that you've been together for 13 years? Or that he's 13 years old?

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404wan 19

and that's the person you want to marry? in 13 years, you never noticed he was a child?

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AznAznAzn 6

People these days... FYL Indeed

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tounces7 27

13 years and you still had no idea you were married to a child?

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tounces7 27

*With A child. No idea why there's no edit button for these.

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John Nemeth 14

If I’d been with a girl for thirteen years and she proposed to me. I would go as far as being the bride at the wedding. To be completely fair some folks never get married for financial reasons.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

He sounds like he's only 13. It sucks, but you probably saved yourself a lot of the pain of being married to a manchild.

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routerere 10

The FML here isn't the part where you broke up with him, its the thirteen years you wasted with him.

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