No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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SwordSlasher 0

Fail parents -_-

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drimpossible 0

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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SwordSlasher 0

Fail parents -_-

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slackbheep 0

To say nothing of the 19 year old who was too much of a pansy to protest to having his mouth washed out with soap.

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xNephilim 18

That's what I thought. Heck, even back when I was 12 I would've refused. Probably as a small kid, too.

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kelovath 8

Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's ******* ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time. literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU ******* UNDERSTAND?!" ...******* hypocrites.

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kelovath 8

Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's ******* ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time. literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU ******* UNDERSTAND?!" ...******* hypocrites.

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omgcookeys 15

if youre already 18 then your parents can't make you do that.

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drimpossible 0

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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Kyle1dc 17

Golly gee wilickers, that's a pretty good gosh darn idea! I'd be pretty steamed if my parents punished me for using bad flipping words...

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Person_Man 0

Tell your parents to f*ck off!!! You should have resisted this if you're 19!

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usaywhat 0

what are you amish, tell your mom your just try to expand your biblical vocab

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NzaHaFML 13

lol that's hilarious usaywhat. x)

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drimpossible 0

Or next time say "Unclefucker." you are going to get your mouth washed out anyway, it may as be for something actually offensive.

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Or at least, donkey-raping, shit-eater. I guess that's what u get for still living at home.

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JaCkD22 0

or assfuckin pussy licking cocksuckin cuntass

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Misanthropist 0

Time to move out, get a tattoo and a mohawk. Your parents are nuts. (For added fun, tell them you're an active member of an atheist group and/or gay! Guarenteed for laughs.)

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metal8214 0

I'd tell them I started new 'peoples temple' group and give them a free glass if coolaid... lmfao

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noahvs67 0

or maybe if he's white, pretend to be a national socialist or kkk

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dg72592_fml 0

lol if my parents ever did this i'd be like "HELLLLL NAW". then find a friend to move in with or a friendly local park bench.

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