No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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SwordSlasher 0

Fail parents -_-

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drimpossible 0

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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neverinmyfavor 0

When I was 15 and my dad was teaching me to drive, I was on a highway and we were going to turn at the next stoplight for gas. We got to talking, and I kept going at 50mph forgetting about the turn, and he suddenly said "Are you going to turn?" I slammed on my breaks when I realized it was too late, so I said "**** it." and just hit the gas again. After a brief silence he asks "..Did you just say '**** it??'" I said "Yeah, it wasn't meant to be out loud."

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marryjaneex0 7

cool story bro.

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RawrImaDragon 18

Once when I was around 8/9 my babysitter put soap in my mouth for jokingly using the words crap and Hell...I hate the way she treats kids but my mom still wants her to babysit my sister after she's born... D:

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DeathByIrony90 0

you should tell them you converted to scientology and get a copy of "dianetics" as a joke, or even better, tell them you're a "pastafarian" (google that if you don't know what it is, it's hilarious), it's not like they can do anything about it-you're an adult now and them doing this might be them not wanting to accept that, either way, this is goddamn ridiculous!

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metal8214 0

pastafarians are ****** up

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thantomaniac 0

don't diss pastafarians. The FSM was originally a pro evolution argument.

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slane92 0

My parents would totally do this, my step mom actually threatened it last week. So I know where you're coming from.

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pokerfacebaby 0

You should've said.. "i've heard you guys saying dirtier words the other night" haha

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BeastAthlete 0

9 thats a good idea until the OP rents give all the good stuff 2 his bros nd sis wen the die lol

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gurn 0

I agree with #4 - You're 19. Move out.

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smbxsway 0

get outta there! Yikes

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itsucks15 0

aww... that sucks. you should move out

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